A lil bit of HATE!!

Technically, I don't like hating unless its deserved, but I deleted a number of people from my Facebook friends' list and I think you deserve to know why:

• Looking through your wall, I just saw bitterness and bitchiness. That’s not in the list of things I’d like to experience, online or offline.
• Looking through your pics, I see you have a propensity for taking pictures without your shoes on. I like the socks, but I’m afraid the tendency might be telling of a psychological disorder I’d not like to be part of. I like the grass/countryside background though.
• Looking at your profile picture album, I see the same four sample pictures that came with an outdated version of windows. I was so awed by your originality, I mistakenly clicked “ignore”. And now I just can’t seem to recognize which profile is yours.
• Looking at your profile, I see one of your updates was who care’s. I took the advice when I read another update saying let's be the end of us. I was very concerned when under the work section I saw “I am STUNDET” and in the high school section “I am THOUGH”
• Looking at your profile picture, need I mention your only profile picture, I suddenly realized you, a guy, recently appeared in an obscure female teen model site from an equally obscure country. I have no problem with the obscurity you operate in, but I have a policy against having famous people as friends.
• Looking at your profile picture, need I mention your only profile picture, I must say you have awesome legs. I’m just wondering why that’s all I can see. Is it the better half? Does it mean you like walking all over people? I think you’re too deep and cryptic to know on social media. Lets meet during one of these public cause walks. Come to think of it, I remember you asked me whether I was a model when you added me. Me? A model? Awww, shucks, how perceptive of you.
• Looking through your profile, I must say I’m dying to see you in a pose that’s anything natural. Your lips are dashing but its too bad they filled up the screen and can’t be seen in perspective. Your favourite quotation is “so what”. So what if we’re not friends? Good to know you “kEeP iT FieRCe” tho.
• Looking through your info section, I am deeply moved and amazed at your revolutionary political stand “we need trustworthy readers”. Your depth is even more perceptible in your stand that “no quote is a cliche unless you take things for granted”. I completely identify. From the shape of your mouth, I will not underestimate your prowess at proclaiming where you are from by your accent. Your name doesn’t help much.
• Looking through your profile, I notice your profile picture says you’re single. As in literary. Your last update says “im single and lonelly....inbox”. One word for you, Mig33. I was afraid of looking at your info section. 17 mutual friends? This is why I need to do this more often. I’d have deleted them as well but the first one happened to be my ex’s current and that would just seem jealously bitchy.
• Looking through your profile, I notice you’re friends with Fundi Mbengo. I don’t know him. This has nothing to do with your profile pic. Especially that third one. I just instinctively checked to see if my wallet was still here.
• Looking through your profile, I notice you have 2 fathers and 1 mother. And your were born in 1994. Who the hell was born in 1994? Wait, that means you’re 17? Time does fly. Add me after 4 years when you’ve done a DNA test to establish who you’re from.
• Looking through your profile, I notice you have 4,000 friends. 

I hate statistics. Apparently, 70% of the are made up on the spot.

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